Funny Goose Cross Stitch Pattern PDF | Are You Pooping Bathroom Decor | Modern Animal Chart | Instant Download DMC
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Five nosy geese, one very honest question — "ARE YOU POOPING?" This funny goose cross stitch pattern is the cheeky bathroom art your powder room has been missing. A bold, modern design that's quick to stitch and guaranteed to make every guest grin.
No physical items will be shipped. This is a digital PDF pattern — available for instant download right after payment.
Why You'll Love It
Hilarious bathroom humor that's an instant conversation starter
A bigger, bolder finished piece than most "are you pooping" charts — about 8 x 9 inches on 16-count Aida
Clean block colors and full cross stitch only — no backstitch, no fractionals
Beginner-friendly, but satisfying for any skill level
A perfect funny gift for the goose lover or prankster in your life
What You'll Receive
Color chart with symbols (A4)
Black & white chart with symbols (A4, great for printing)
Single-page chart for tablet / Pattern Keeper use
DMC color list with thread lengths and skein estimates
Finished size guide for multiple fabric counts
Beginner instructions page
Pattern Details
Stitch count: 133 × 150
DMC colors: 6
Strands: 2
Stitch types: full cross stitch only — no backstitching, no fractionals
Skill level: beginner friendly
Pattern Keeper compatible ✓
Finished Size Guide
14-count Aida: 9.50 × 10.71 in / 24.1 × 27.2 cm
16-count Aida: 8.31 × 9.38 in / 21.1 × 23.8 cm
18-count Aida: 7.39 × 8.33 in / 18.8 × 21.2 cm
How to Download
Your files are available immediately after payment. Check your order confirmation email for the download link, or find it in your account order history. Downloads work best in a web browser — you'll need a free PDF viewer such as Adobe Reader to open the files.
This Pattern Is a Great Gift For
Anyone with a bold sense of humor
A friend who needs fresh bathroom or restroom decor
Goose, cottagecore, and farm animal fans
A quick, fun weekend project — for them or for you
