Funny Goose Cross Stitch Pattern PDF | Are You Pooping Bathroom Decor | Modern Animal Chart | Instant Download DMC
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Five nosy geese, one very honest question — "ARE YOU POOPING?" This funny goose cross stitch pattern is the cheeky bathroom art your powder room has been missing. A bold, modern design that's quick to stitch and guaranteed to make every guest grin.
No physical items will be shipped. This is a digital PDF pattern — available for instant download right after payment.
Why You'll Love It
Hilarious bathroom humor that's an instant conversation starter
A bigger, bolder finished piece than most "are you pooping" charts — about 8 x 9 inches on 16-count Aida
Clean block colors and full cross stitch only — no backstitch, no fractionals
Beginner-friendly, but satisfying for any skill level
A perfect funny gift for the goose lover or prankster in your life
What You'll Receive
Color chart with symbols (A4)
Black & white chart with symbols (A4, great for printing)
Single-page chart for tablet / Pattern Keeper use
DMC color list with thread lengths and skein estimates
Finished size guide for multiple fabric counts
Beginner instructions page
Pattern Details
Stitch count: 133 × 150
DMC colors: 6
Strands: 2
Stitch types: full cross stitch only — no backstitching, no fractionals
Skill level: beginner friendly
Pattern Keeper compatible ✓
Finished Size Guide
14-count Aida: 9.50 × 10.71 in / 24.1 × 27.2 cm
16-count Aida: 8.31 × 9.38 in / 21.1 × 23.8 cm
18-count Aida: 7.39 × 8.33 in / 18.8 × 21.2 cm
How to Download
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This Pattern Is a Great Gift For
Anyone with a bold sense of humor
A friend who needs fresh bathroom or restroom decor
Goose, cottagecore, and farm animal fans
A quick, fun weekend project — for them or for you
Meet the most magical goose in the flock! Dressed in a pointed witch's hat and a starry black cape tied with a purple bow, this charming goose strides forward with her broomstick in hand, ready for a night of Halloween mischief. A playful, whimsical design perfect for anyone who loves quirky Halloween decor with a touch of farmhouse charm.
No physical items will be shipped. This is a digital PDF pattern — available for instant download right after payment.
What You'll Receive
Full color chart with symbols (A4, single page — perfect for tablet & Pattern Keeper)
Black & white chart with symbols (A4, single page)
DMC color list with thread amounts in yards and skeins
Finished size guide for 14, 16, and 18 count Aida
Step-by-step beginner instructions
Pattern Details
Stitch count: 150 x 150
Number of colors: 8 DMC colors
Strands used: 2
Stitch types: Full cross stitch
Skill level: Intermediate
Pattern Keeper compatible: Yes
Finished Size Guide
14-count Aida: 10.71" x 10.71" (27.2 x 27.2 cm)
16-count Aida: 9.38" x 9.38" (23.8 x 23.8 cm)
18-count Aida: 8.33" x 8.33" (21.2 x 21.2 cm)
Perfect Gift For
Goose lovers and farmhouse decor fans
Halloween enthusiasts who love quirky, playful designs
Anyone who enjoys whimsical seasonal crafting
Yourself — a fun, spooky-cute addition to your fall decor!
Three nosy grey geese caught mid-stare with the perfectly sassy caption: "What Are You Doing Here?" A minimalist, bold design with a big dose of humor — ideal for anyone who loves quirky, conversation-starting decor or a funny handmade gift.
No physical items will be shipped. This is a digital PDF pattern — available for instant download right after payment.
What You'll Receive
Full color chart with symbols (A4, single page — perfect for tablet & Pattern Keeper)
Black & white chart with symbols (A4, single page)
DMC color list with thread amounts in yards and skeins
Finished size guide for 14, 16, and 18 count Aida
Step-by-step beginner instructions
Pattern Details
Stitch count: 122 x 150
Number of colors: 5 DMC colors
Strands used: 2
Stitch types: Full cross stitch
Skill level: Beginner
Pattern Keeper compatible: Yes
Finished Size Guide
14-count Aida: 8.71" x 10.71" (22.1 x 27.2 cm) — fits a 9x12 frame
16-count Aida: 7.63" x 9.38" (19.4 x 23.8 cm) — fits an 8x10 frame
18-count Aida: 6.78" x 8.33" (17.2 x 21.2 cm) — fits an 8x10 frame
Perfect Gift For
Anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor
Goose and farm animal lovers who love a good laugh
Fans of bold, minimalist quote-style decor
Yourself — a quick, funny stitch that always gets a laugh!
Meet the cutest party guest in town — a cheerful goose in a polka-dot party hat, proudly holding a birthday cake with a single glowing candle. A sweet and whimsical design perfect for goose lovers and anyone who enjoys charming, storybook-style stitching.
No physical items will be shipped. This is a digital PDF pattern — available for instant download right after payment.
What You'll Receive
Full color chart with symbols (A4, single page — perfect for tablet & Pattern Keeper)
Black & white chart with symbols (A4, single page)
DMC color list with thread amounts in yards and skeins
Finished size guide for 14, 16, and 18 count Aida
Step-by-step beginner instructions
Pattern Details
Stitch count: 100 x 150
Number of colors: 12 DMC colors
Strands used: 2
Stitch types: Full cross stitch
Skill level: Beginner
Pattern Keeper compatible: Yes
Finished Size Guide
14-count Aida: 7.14" x 10.71" (18.1 x 27.2 cm) — fits an 8x10 frame
16-count Aida: 6.25" x 9.38" (15.9 x 23.8 cm) — fits an 8x10 frame
18-count Aida: 5.56" x 8.33" (14.1 x 21.2 cm) — fits an 8x10 frame
Perfect Gift For
Goose and farm animal lovers
Anyone celebrating a birthday, big or small
Fans of cute, whimsical storybook-style designs
Yourself — a fun, quick stitch that's sure to bring a smile!
This cute goose with a coffee cup cross stitch pattern PDF is the perfect beginner-friendly project for coffee lovers and animal embroidery fans — a cozy little goose sipping a steaming cup of cocoa, ready to be stitched while you enjoy your own morning brew.
No physical items will be shipped. This is a digital PDF file only.
What You'll Receive
Color chart with symbols
Black & white chart with symbols (great for printing)
Single-page chart for tablet / Pattern Keeper use
DMC color list with thread amounts (meters and skeins)
Finished size guide for multiple fabric counts
Beginner instructions page
Pattern Details
Stitch count: 70 x 105
DMC colors: 8
Strands: 2
Stitch types: full cross stitch only — no backstitching, no fractionals
Skill level: beginner friendly
Pattern Keeper compatible ✓
Finished Size Guide
14-count Aida: 5.00 x 7.50 in / 12.7 x 19.1 cm — suits a 6x8 frame
16-count Aida: 4.38 x 6.56 in / 11.1 x 16.7 cm — suits a 5x7 frame
18-count Aida: 3.89 x 5.83 in / 9.9 x 14.8 cm — suits a 4x6 frame
28-count Evenweave (over 2): 5.60 x 8.40 in / 14.2 x 21.3 cm
This Pattern Is a Great Gift For
A coffee lover who also loves to stitch
A friend who is just learning cross stitch
Anyone who loves geese, cottagecore, or farmhouse kitchen decor
A cozy weekend project to enjoy with a warm drink
Yourself — because mornings deserve a little goose magic
Meet your new favorite kitchen companion — a proud little goose in a fluffy chef's hat, a floral apron, and matching orange boots, spatula held high and ready to cook! This charming cross stitch pattern brings cozy farmhouse vibes to any hoop or frame.
No physical items will be shipped. This is a digital PDF file only — available for instant download after payment.
What You'll Receive
Color chart with symbols
Black & white chart with symbols (great for printing)
Single-page chart for tablet use
DMC color list with thread amounts (yards and skeins)
Finished size guide for Aida 14, 16, and 18 count
Beginner instructions page
Pattern Details
Stitch count: 160 x 160
DMC colors: 11
Strands: 2
Stitch types: full cross stitch only
Skill level: Beginner–Intermediate
Pattern Keeper compatible ✓
Finished Size Guide
14-count Aida: 11.43" x 11.43" (29.0 x 29.0 cm) — suits a 12" hoop or 12x12 frame
16-count Aida: 10.00" x 10.00" (25.4 x 25.4 cm) — suits a 10" hoop or 10x10 frame
18-count Aida: 8.89" x 8.89" (22.6 x 22.6 cm) — suits a 10" hoop or 8x10 frame
This Pattern Is a Perfect Gift For
Anyone who loves cooking, baking, or cozy kitchen decor
Goose and bird lovers with a sense of humor
A fun weekend project for an experienced stitcher
Yourself — because every kitchen deserves a chef goose!
